What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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